Mickey
The product is nice, but trying to get any form of customer support is not possible and an embarrassment to a company like HP. Here is what happens when you try to ask a simple question: Go online and click the Get Support Options button. You have to choices: they would clearly like you to use Chat since it probably cheaper for them. They tell you it is faster; it is not. Enter your name and serial number and you will be placed "in queue"; 5 people are i the queue ahead of me. They tick off the queue at a rate of about 5 to 10 minutes per person. So, about half hour later, you stare at the exciting message "Waiting for technician... Position in queue: You are next". Now things slowly become worse, 10 minutes waiting, 20, 30 minutes go by, still nobody, then aha "Connected. A support representative will be with you shortly." Sounds good except no support representative ever bothers to be with me, and certainly not "shortly". We are about an hour in to this now. So lets try to call the provided 800 number: 800-3345144. Ok we know it will be "longer" to use that phone option, but we really do like our simple question answered on that $600 business enterprise printer with $1000 refills, and you would think someone at HP would care to answer the phone. No, they dont. Call the number, and you will prompted to speak the model of your printer. You would think the HP voice recognition can recognize the models of it own printers. No, it can not. It can only recognize the the numbers at the end it, not the actual models. So your LaserJet Enterprise M553 is known as 5-5-3. Dont even try to add the M to it, because they may think you bought kitchen blender. But 553 will get you through to the support person, and the system suddenly knows then that is a Laserjet M553, so that is encouraging. So are the 5 or 6 "clicks" that follow, even though reminiscent of a 1950s manual phone switchboard, one would think there is a person connecting "shortly" to answer our question. No. They just hang up the line. No "sorry", no " we are to busy", no "more than 5000 in queue ahead of you". Just hang up. Ok lets call again... same result. Call 4 more times... identical scenario. Lets check the customer support chat window that is still open. Still no one answering there either. And that is how you get a one star review on Amazon.
